I've heard of people being killed playing ping-pong—ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns. Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything.So sayeth that Republican oracle, Representative Kyle Kacal (R-12), who clearly knows a thing or two about a thing or two, though apparently he is unable to walk and chew gum at the same time—at least, not without dragging his knuckles on the ground. Again. Not that it makes him any different from other Texas Republicans, of course. Kyle promises to block all attempts to strengthen gun laws in Texas, including a simple law to instruct people how to secure their assault weapons:
People know what they need to do to be safe. We don't need to legislate that—it's common sense. Once everyone's gun is locked up, then the bad guys know everyone's gun is locked up.And this is why ol’ Kyle is a towering intellect in the modern Republican Party: He has a flair for the stupid. It’s also why he’s so typical of that party.
Via Joe.My.God.
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